Unbridled Fuckery
roachpatrol:

kikiyuyu:

courtney-joanna:

I would pay good money to see this. 

finally a sport i’m interested in playing

here’s two minutes of it at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rRK7vlBG8A

roachpatrol:

kikiyuyu:

courtney-joanna:

I would pay good money to see this. 

finally a sport i’m interested in playing

here’s two minutes of it at least

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rRK7vlBG8A

gaasuba:

fvanjik:

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY BLOG
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD
moment of silence 4 ppl who have to deal with surprise dick pics

source

interskeletalspookyfly:

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY PARENTS
SENT ME AND MY TWIN SISTER
TO SEE OUR GRUNKLE STAN

mitunapasta:

MONOGAMY IS NOT THE ONLY WAY OF BEING FAITHFUL AND TRUSTWORTHY

DO NOT EQUATE MONOGAMY AND FAITHFULNESS DO NOT DO IT POLYAMOROUS PEOPLE CAN BE FAITHFUL TOO 

SAY IT WITH ME

POLYAMOROUS PEOPLE CAN BE FAITHFUL TOO

ryanthecomputerguy:

Gavin: Ryan has the most kids out of anyone in this room
Geoff: I would argue that I have 4 or 5
Michael: Most kids don’t like not become yours at 5pm
Geoff: No, you’re all still mine

Me: *heart shatters in to a million pieces (in a good way)*

ianthe:

I can’t believe I haven’t posted these yet #magnets #magneticpoetry #turndownforwhat

ianthe:

I can’t believe I haven’t posted these yet #magnets #magneticpoetry #turndownforwhat

ccskell:

dommibear:

sugarspicenotallnice:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

IS WONDER WOMAN TELLING HER TO GO STAB THOSE BOYS AND PROBABLY KILL THEM

Yes

G

UNLEASH HELL

SEND ME A NUMBER
1: i'd bang you against a wall
So my professor was asking questions.
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.

metaknighty:

youre a 10 and i look like im 10

r-t-v:

Cuddle weather? Fuck that. It’s hickey season. You can hide anything behind a large scarf.

ghastderp:

ayellowbirds:

That time Jesus was mistaken for Yakuza.

this show is so wonderfully uplifting and yet also totally badass. like azumanga daioh with prophets.

traceexcalibur:

ah yes, Homestuck, I’ve read that webcomic. I love the way they just… [clenches fists] [keeps clenching fists] [doesn’t stop clenching fists]