Unbridled Fuckery

i wonder if Ryan got a lot of “haywoodjablowme” jokes growing up

22aug93:

friendly reminder that we will probably outlive rooster teeth

If I keep my index and middle fingers together will my skin heal them together and my fingers will fuse together?

I got the weedwhacker to start but I have popped blisters between my index and middle fingers now.

I will literally KILL THIS PIECE OF SHIT WEEDWHACKER GODFUCKINDAMMIT

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING

so-many-feels:

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.

komeweenie:

we did it kids

we did the thing

the-gubbins-trench:

Pardon me while I draw these fine fellows like some of my French girls.

oogarni:

“i like the tall character with the glasses and the black thong”

???

?????

???????????

supaslim:

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

may I present to you Mr. Vice President Bro Biden